cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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(via kingudamu)

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender, via kingudamu)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket, via pizza)

denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

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(via meanieweeny)