June 2012
tomlinsarse:
this is literally me every time i open photoshop
avatarloki:
tomhiddledong:
innercheeseburger:
tomhiddledong:
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
thorhead:
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
May 2012
breadfishs:
How do people in zombie movies not know about the existence of zombies
they’re always like “what is this thing”
like it’s a fucking zombie what do you think
chuckquizmo:
poshleyheights:
i love short shorts
hyperbolequeen:
my entire life is just me “winging it”
dreamingofdave:
feferihipstersparkles:
that point in your life when you said “yesh” and “shmexy”
idegi:
what do you call a gay drive by
a fruit roll-up
methlabrador:
“all i want for christmas is my two front teeth” -meth addict
krawkward:
theswampghoul:
how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
beyoncebeytwice:
onepac tupac redpac bluepac
tragicallybeautful:
two hipsters walk into a bar. the first hipster did it before it was cool. the second hipster did it ironically.
kristenwig:
im so glad you want to be a photographer the world needs more of those
thelordofthebutts:
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
american cheese scares me