fukkkres:

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get back in the kitchen you wench

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here ur sandwich bitch nigga

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googlyeyedpyro:

today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook

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(Source: twitter.com, via drarna)

thug life: i didnt choose any of you.
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

221books:

catbountry:

myeyesarehazel:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.

My entire life summed up in one sentence. 

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vagisodium:

idkdicks:

when you try to type “yeah” but it comes out

“yeha”

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i thought about this post when falling asleep last night

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galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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