fartgallery:

"Where’s your father?" "He locked himself in the bathroom because he saw another dad drinking from a #1 Dad mug"

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itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process
sofapizza:

artjcf:@animatedGeoff
rock and rolled dough
awwww-cute:

You Say Pocket, I Say Kitten Holder

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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mysticalladydragon:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

It got better

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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