lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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unstoppabean:

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

*wakes up at noon* nice
*Immediately falls back to sleep and wakes up at 4 pm* less nice

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bombing:

@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox

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dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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(via pizza)

cosmicnaut:

i have looked into the abyss and have seen our ultimate end

17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

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