officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

(via kingudamu)

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

(via condom)

mattressblowoutsale:

yea ok so how about this: its like bitcoins but instead of bitcoins its just normal money and we use it the same way we currently do

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via idontgiveahex)