erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about
sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy
j5h:

where is the lie

drunktrophywife:

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

hi:

hi:

hi:

I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like

little me hello

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weird growing up me

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skater me

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then bam hello puberty 

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people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol

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Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash

This is the post that started it all.

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catacoo:

fifty-shades-of-gary:

maybez:

everyone needs a happy transparent obama head on their blog 

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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