mattressblowoutsale:

yea ok so how about this: its like bitcoins but instead of bitcoins its just normal money and we use it the same way we currently do

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via idontgiveahex)

brainbubblegum:

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

Majestic
pokemonenslaver:

shordibynature:

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true
animedavidbowie:

bogleech:

clipartcoverart:

Super Smash Bros. BrawlClipArt Cover Art

If for nothing else, reblogging for metaknight

But what about Kirby as a literal fucking balloon

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren, via pizza)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

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