unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."
cirquedusogay:

bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


#when did the onion start posting real news stories









March 15, 2012, apparently 
indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

averagefairy:

adam levine is soooo hot but he kinda seems like that guy that NEEDS all the attention at all times like if he was at a party and people weren’t paying attention to him he would be like haha hey bro watch this! and like squirt lemons into his own eyes

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claphne:

who is she

cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

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ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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awwww-cute:

Mitten the Kitten