17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via kingudamu)

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS
belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years
awwww-cute:

You guys liked the little snail, how about a baby crab?
jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?