janoskifags:

basedgosh:

im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
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(Source: basedgosh, via pizza)

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

mom: hey honey i’m home, i hope you’ve had a nice couple of days- have you been sitting by your computer this entire time

me:

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showed this to my mom she was like “no u look way worse than that by the time i find you”

(via idontgiveahex)

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via howinternet)

officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

(via kingudamu)

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

(via condom)

mattressblowoutsale:

yea ok so how about this: its like bitcoins but instead of bitcoins its just normal money and we use it the same way we currently do